turd slurry
the brown (and sometimes other colors such as green, black, etc.) watery goo that is violently ejected from your -n-s during those long painful sessions of explosive diarrhea. known causes: beer (in large enough quant-ties), mexican food (in any quant-ty), stomach viruses (contracted from dirty bathrooms, mexican food places, etc.), and from having s-x with ugly women (or so i’ve heard).
mary was mad at joe because he stole her stapler. she confronted him and said “hey, joe, why don’t you go suck down a t-rd slurry.”
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