turd snot
when you stick your finger in your dogs b-tthole and then shove it in a friends nostril
good thing you were here to clean my dogs b-tthole out with your finger, his glands have really been bothering him! but, eww…chris was not prepared when you hit him with the t-rd snot afterwards!
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