Turd snout
with respect to human s-xuality and arousal, a point is often reached that limits both the willingness and accessibility to advance into more adventurous, often uncharted territory; the surprise digital detection of a rectal ‘occupant’ serves as a cautious reminder to proceed with caution unless alternative preparations can be arranged.
she was so hot and seemed to want more, so i slipped my finger in and, d-mn, a t-rd snout ruined everything…amateur!
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