turd splinter
noun: the p–p that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who’s idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
ralph was disgusted by the ginormous t-rd splinter he got this morning.
tiffany is such a t-rd splinter! she threw up in my car last night when i took her home from the party.
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