Turd-surfer
someone who steps in dog sh-t when barefoot.
a.oh i was barefoot and steped in sh-t the other day
b t-rd-surfer
derogatory term for a close friend who is suspected of having doing the what what in the b-tt aka -n-l s-x.
andy is a t-rdsurfer.
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