turd swiggler
someone who puts cr-p in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish
sally and i really had a good time last night afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. shes a h-ll of a t-rd swiggler
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