Turturkeykey


a turkey stuffed with a slightly smaller turkey. usually roasted for thanksgiving.
dude, you violated a turkey. with another turkey.
yeah, it’s my turturkeykey. :3
its a turkey stuffed with a smaller turkey. known from episode 10 season 6 of how i met your mother called blitzgiving
ted: instead of stuffing i’m gonna fill the turkey with a slightly smaller turkey. its called ”the turturkeykey”.
lilly: the turturkeykey?
robin: i was there at the insertion. he used shoe horns. i’ll be having sides.
when you stuff a roast turkey with not just ordinary stuffing… but another slightly smaller turkey
instead of stuffing, i’m gonna fill the turkey with… a slightly smaller turkey. it’s called, a turturkeykey!

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