turd talker


a t-rd talker is one who speaks complete sh-te! there are many kinds of t-rd talker but the most common one would be the one who blabbers on with t-rds flying aimlessly outof their mouth.

commonly sung like the bee-gees h-t “jive talking” except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious “t-rd-talking”
“that guy ben is a complete t-rd talker, all he does is talk sh-te! he needs to wipe his mouth more than his -rs-!”

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