Turd Toboggan
the pieces of toilet paper you drop into the bowl of an airplane toilet so the deposit you leave can land on it and go down the hole without leaving skid marks in the bowl for the next washroom user.
i used 3 sheets of paper for my t-rd toboggan!
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