turd trapeze
the act of laying toilet paper across a toilet as to cover the entire opening, putting the seat down to -ssure the paper stays put, and sh-tting on top of the paper to give the appearance that the toilet is supremely clogged and strikes fear into anyone who would dare to flush it. it’s called the trapeze because the t-rd is skillfully balanced like a trapeze high artist.
what the h-ll, carlos you clogged our toilet!
wait nevermind, it was just a t-rd trapeze.
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