Turd trimester


when a gigantic piece of cr-p has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. at the end of this stage it’s evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. coined in the south park episode “more cr-p”.

in real life, the t-rd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.
as a doctor i cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your t-rd trimester. it is not safe.

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