Turd Vertigo
the repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to -ssess if ones bowel movement has run its course.
named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.
also known as “t-rdigo”.
i can’t get up off the toilet, i must have t-rd vertigo.
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