turd waxing
the act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. this could take days or even months. then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. the odor and pain is part of the process.
dude when i slid it in there was no resitance. my bawls are like silk due to t-rd waxing!
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