turdboner
1. joke about p–p
2. t-rd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. gay guys erection.
4. strait guys erection for -n-l s-x.
5. gay guy.
6. long, hard, floating p–p that doesn’t flush down.
7. large, oddly shaped black mans erection.
1. “no more telling t-rdb-n-rs at school johnny”
2. knock, knock, knock…”hurry up in there, i got a t-rdb-n-r skidmarkin’ my undies!”
3. “when serge bent over, leroy got a t-rdb-n-r”
4. “c’mon honey, it’s been forever since last time…i’ll take it easy…just the tip i promise…i’ve got a total t-rdb-n-r tonight”
5. “look at that t-rdb-n-r in the pink skinny jeans”
6. “it took three flushes to get that t-rdb-n-r down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!”
7. “omg tyrone’s unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a t-rdb-n-r”
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