Twasn’t


a contraction of: it was not
’twasn’t the night before christmas.
the area on a man between the n-ts-ck and the -sshole
if twasnt there – your insides would fall out
the old english new age combination of the words: it, was, and not.
“what night did that burglar break into the house?”

“t’wasn’t the night before christmas.”

“you’re a douche.”
its an alternate form of saying the word “taint.”
she tickled the area near my undercarriage that twasnt my b-lls or -ss.

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