Turdgatory
when you have to take a sh-t but it hasn’t fully formed yet so it’s stuck in ur bowels
uh those enchiladas i ate earlier are almost on their way out, they’re stuck in t-rdgatory
a state of suffering on the toilet during repet-tive, violent and malodorous bowel evacuations.
bob regretted eating that suspicious looking pork sausage the night before because he was now sitting in t-rdgatory, trying not to gag on his poo fumes or wince at his poorly r-ct-m that now probably resembled the eye of sauron.
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