Turdkeeper


someone who constantly reminds someone of the time they have spent on the toilet while that person is trying to defecate in peace.

similar to the word “timekeeper”

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dude, it’s been 78 seconds and you are still on the toilet.

shut the h-ll up you t-rdkeeper.

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