TURDle wax
get a girl naked..preferably one you dislike. have her lie naked on the bed face down. tell her you have to use the bathroom. while in the bathroom, sh-t just far enough out of your -ss so the sh-t hangs a good couple inches. when you come out of the bathroom run and slide across her back like you would across the hood of a car.
i saw this b-tch i hated. so i decided to t-rdle wax her!
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