turdmaker
someone who talks a lot of sh-t.
did you hear what she said?
yeah! what a t-rdmaker! someone needs to put her in her place.
a t-rd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. it could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one’s skirt up. not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one’s over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a t-rd later in the day.
neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. he ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his “t-rd maker”, the meal that would help him “make t-rd” later.
“hey stephanie? why are you eating that horrible ‘just add water’, microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?”
stephanie: “i don’t eat it because i enjoy it, it’s just a t-rd maker”
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