turdminer


1. one who probes for t-rds with their weiner.

2. one who likes b-tt play.
a: “i was in that b-tt for like 3 hours!!”
b: “your such a t-rdminer.”
there is no definition that can explain the harsh, back-breaking work that my great-great great-great-grand-father did when he was 3 years old.
sadly, to make a living, my great-great great-great-grand-father was a poor virginia t-rd-miner, working for no more than three cents a week
one who excavates fecal matter.
ryan’s mom is a t-rd miner

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