turdometer
a t-rdometer is an instrument used for accurately measuring the exact physical properties of a t-rd. the t-rdometer can measure length, diameter, circ-mference, m-ss and density.
t-rdometers are used extensively by t-rdologists
the t-rdologist measured the t-rd witth his t-rdometer to detarmine its exact t-rdometric properties.
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