turdoor
locked with a turlock, opened with a turkey.
turkey -> turlock+t-rdoor = unlocked t-rdoor
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a thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of m-ffling the sound of the splash. my bathroom is right beside my room mates’ bedrooms, so out of courtesy i often use a t-rd supressor.
- Turdulater
noun a person who calculates the weight of their t-rd with a simple equation. before-after=t-rd or b-a=t. they accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they sh-t. which gives them the approximate weight of said t-rd. verb-t-rdulate, t-rdulating, t-rdulated “remember in ‘next friday’ when that guy said, ‘i feel five pounds lighter’?” […]
- sheboon
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when a chick or sum1 acts like a wh-r-. she’s wh-r-ish. it’s bad when you don’t know wut it means cuz things like the example happen. isn’t fiana wh-r-ish? no she’s russian (lol) ex. she’s mad wh-r-ish. she be goin around makin out w/ ever dood! a person who is almost a wh-r- but not […]
- Windibate
a retarted b-n-r that never gets an erection from any man hey guys, i never get an erection, and im 25 years old!