Turdulater
noun
a person who calculates the weight of their t-rd with a simple equation. before-after=t-rd or b-a=t. they accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they sh-t. which gives them the approximate weight of said t-rd.
verb-t-rdulate, t-rdulating, t-rdulated
“remember in ‘next friday’ when that guy said, ‘i feel five pounds lighter’?”
“yeah, that movie was funny.”
“he must have been an expert t-rdulater, because i just t-rdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds.”
“dude, i told you not to talk about your t-rds during jeopardy.”
“what’s the number for the plumber again?”
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