Turdpedo
when one defecates in the bathtub, then runs around in circles, creating a current that causes the t-rdpedos to follow after the person like a torpedo.
guy 1: dude, what the h-ll is that in the tub?!?!
guy 2: that’s a t-rdpedo!!!
guy 1: run!!!!!
guy 2: oh no, they’re chasing me!!!
a t-rd that when flushed, keep reappearing back into the bottom of the toilet bowl.
after i flushed the toilet it became apparent that i would be under attack by a t-rdpedo for many flushes to come.
a word derived from the word, “torpedo.” when you are p–ping and the t-rd falls from your r-ct-m and plops, shooting the water from toilet bowl up into your colon.
amber: “dang i was taking a p–p and had a t-rdpedo.”
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