turdpercher
person who takes a dump and doesn’t flush it right away, but prefers to sit there, a scant few inches, above their sopping wet pile of stinking feces.
public washroom, guy in stall #1 hears guy in stall #2 drop the splashbomb. in the next few seconds there is rancid odor, but no flushing!?! so, guy in stall #1 bangs on the wall, shouting…
“…hey, t-rdpercher, how ’bout a courtesy flush yo!!
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