turdspank
one who is acting spontaneously silly; an endearing term meant for friends, family, companion animals; one who does something, not harmful and not necessarily on purpose, which elicits laughter … such as a “trip” of their own tongue or foot; a term for oneself amidst an unfavorable, not deliberate, and somewhat unconscious or “brainless” action … such as spilling your latte on your work suit, mistakingly tracking mud indoor on white carpet, calling someone by the wrong name — oops!
my two cuddly kitties were definite t-rdspanks the day they napped within an indoor potted plant, dirt strewn on the floor. they appeared so cute, peacefully purring among the leafy green leaves — some of which needed -ssistance to grow upward again. no sense in getting upset over such an innocent action. laugh and enjoy life! later a vacuum sucked up the misplaced soil, and some thin wire fencing protected the plant and convinced these furry kids to nap elsewhere.
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