turf-burner


an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple s-xually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, hiv… etc.

-causes- promiscuous s-x, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
guy 1 (scratching) “i think i hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend.”
guy 2 “you should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball.”
an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple s-xually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, hiv… etc.

-causes- promiscuous s-x, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
guy 1 (scratching) “i think i hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend.”
guy 2 “you should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball.”

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