Turf Job
when a girl performs a footjob, where she rubs her feet up and down his d-ck until he c-ms all over them, however the chick has athlete’s foot which can lead to an infection of the male’s groin and inner thighs.
kate last night gave me this amazing turf job last night, but this morning everything itches like crazy.
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