Turfgasm
a turfgasm is the pleasurable feeling experienced by marching band students as they perform their half-time shows on astro-turf fields. the feeling of a turfgasm, for the full duration of a 12-minute show, overcomes any other feeling of pleasure known to man.
the marchers seemed to the crowd like robots as they roll-stepped on the astro-turf field, when in actuality the marchers were experiencing great bursts of turfgasm pleasures.
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