a particularly sloppy and creamy monstrosity laid upon or in the throne by an unlucky victim. this thing is more liquid-like, and thus more likely to float in your toilet bowl, than regular dumps.
peter: i’ve just had a donner jimmy!
jimmy: you’re gonna be regretting that mate!
peter: i know, i can feel a turfy coming on.
being protective of one’s turf
i’ll be glad to hear your opinion–i’m not turfy.

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