turista


montezuma’s revenge, diarrhea, turista
i never had a worse case of turista than i picked up in hackensack, new jersey

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    a pint (as in a pint of beer) hey, bartender. can i have a gigot of beer, please?

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    dont f-ck with this one….mentally unstable and a barbaric h-ll-slaughter of rage and hatred. picture the weight of the world charging at you @ 4000 mph!!!

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    ganja, jane, puff puff, you know ! we potheads wanna get high all tha time :p “mmmmmm … let’s grab that mariwanna and go for a mariwalk!”

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    the finest in beer drinking containers, regardless of whether you’re a hick, redneck, or hillbilly we had a dog named bocephus livin’ in the front yard. he liked sleepin’ out on top of the car. he drank beer out of a mason jar -kenny chesney “keg in the closet” a measure of the diameter of […]


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