turkemplation
the pause one takes before actually downing a double-shot of wild turkey bourbon.
may involve thinking about the double-shot. bracing oneself for the impending ‘harsh’ taste. usually involves ‘big drinkers’ or beercap olympians who say ‘ahhhhhh!!!’ after drinking the last remnant of any drink.
see also: beercap olympian
dan found himself in deep turkemplation as he realized all eyes were on him, and he had no apple cider chaser.
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