turkey basket
the act of putting your c-ck and b-lls between your legs and bending over to show someone. you then shake up and down or side to side to show the world your b-lls, d-ck and -sshole. popularly performed out of a window of a moving car.
man i showed alex’s mom my turkey basket last night and she was so impressed by it that she blew me…then i abe lincoln’d that ho.
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