Turkey-Cat
a fat cat obsessed with meow mix. his arched (yes, arched) enemy is chicken-cat, a purina obsessed moron. his best friend is pigeon-cat, who is also a fellow meow mix muncher.
turkey-cat: meow
chicken-cat: -slides around and b-mps him-
turkey-cat: (can’t walk, too fat) -eats meow mix-
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