Turkey Eclipse


where one bends over creating a normal ‘eclipse’. additionally, upon execution one must also grasp their c-ck (keeping it from view of the victim) and shake their b-lls whilst making the gobbling sound of a turkey. try and keep the turkey eclipse in view of the on-looker despite their attempts to escape whilst maintining audio – this creates an awkward shuffling appearance also reminicent of a turkey
whilst adam was on the phone to his girlfriend i demonstrated a turkey eclipse for his viewing and listening pleasure to try and liven up conversation – upon trying to exaplin to her what it was i maintained position and pitch untill she hung up.

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