turkey faced


to be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.
yo, that guy is totally turkey faced
adj. slang
painfully overfull from eating open-faced “turkey face” sandwiches the day after thanksgiving day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.
he’s not drunk, he’s turkey faced!

if i have one more bite of the thanksgiving leftovers, i will be turkey faced.

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