turkey fuck


to use someone elses lit cigarette to light your own cigarette with
yo,turkey f-ck me.

ohhhh thankyou
when you use another persons lit cigarette to light your own unlit cigarette,when the two cigarettes touched,it was referred to as “a turkeyf-ck” we used this term in the 60’s when we were 10-11-12…in ontario, i have no idea where the term came from, however, a great number of our fathers were ww2 veterens, maybe it is a military term, ps i gave up smoking some time ago!
i don’t have any matches, give me a turkeyf-ck.
to use a lit cigarette to light an unlit cigarette. common in the canadian prairies and parts of ontario
person a: do you have a light?
person b: no, you’ll have to turkeyf-ck
a catostrophic chain of events deriving from a screw up in the kitchen. these generally affect the sacred thanksgiving foods which then angers the large, hungry, peabrained rednecks occupying sp-ce in your home. shouting, violent outbursts, crying, drunken-ess, and lawn fighting usually ensue
you: man my thanksgiving sucked
friend: why?
you: my mom had all these rednecks over and when the turkey got burnt the whole situation became a turkeyf-ck. i mean it was a drunk, violent, redneck mess.
you: d-mn that sux brah
when you make a turkey with two people’s hands instead of doing a high five (one person does a thumbs-up and the other puts their hand as if they were wanting a high five and then you basically “pound it’ into the hand)
then the person with the high-five hand takes their index finger and puts it in and out of the whole made by the thumbs up hand.
kid 1: sh-t thats so sick.
kid 2: turkeyf-ck on that.
on thanksgiving when you raost a turkey and f-ck it through the part where you put stuffing
“dude, i love thanksgiving!”

“why?”

“cause you can f-ck the turkey.”

“what?!”

“turkey f-ck! it’s nice.”

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