turkey glibber
a person who steals food off your plate when you aren’t looking.
i could have sworn i had four tater tots before i turned around. you are such a turkey glibber!
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- turkey neck fiesta
when a group of of men surround a sombrero and m-st-rb-t- onto it. man, it’s like a turkey neck fiesta in here.
- turkey tossing
fellating a turkey’s -sshole, usually right before killing it for thanksgiving dinner. holy cr-p, who left billy ray alone with that bird? he’s going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one h-ll of a turkey tossing!! g-d bless thanksgiving!
- turkish shower
the act of putting on cologne to mask body odor, instead of showering or bathing. “yea baby i did shower today, i took a turkish shower!” the act of engaging in intercourse while amongst an enviroment that closley resimbles that of a ancient aztec waterfall. where’s matt? …oh, he is taking a turkish shower… again
- turn it on
to instantly become wiser, interested or to getting the idea for the sake of one’s feelings or interests–like a light bulb. jack:(smiling slyly to himself)i wonder what’s in that shirt of that girl over– wilson:(smacking jack across the back of his head)turn it on, will ya?
- TITLE HOPES HAVE BEEN CRUSHED
when your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in quarter 1 of game 1 after sending an foolish email. the quahog clams took tom brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their t-tle hopes have been crushed.