turkey holocaust day
turkey holocaust day is aka thanksgiving day. this is because it is the day where we celebrate the m-ss execution of turkeys. after we execute them we then proceed to eat them and give thanks for all the good in our lives. it is celebrated in canada on october 13 and in the united states of america on november 27.
jimmy: have a good turkey holocaust day!
john: thanks jimmy, i hope you have a good thanksgiving also!
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