turkey island fantastico


a gentlemen’s drink containing wild turkey 101, mailbu coconut, and a half to full can of dr. pepper. commonly consumed in the deep south.
origin: waco, tx
“yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“just the remains of that turkey island fantastico from last week!”

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