turkey slap
the act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect p-n-s.
man, the b-tch wouldn’t shut up last night so i turkey slapped the white offa her!
to slap a person in the face with an erect p-n-s
my girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her -ss!
when one is slapped in the face with a p-n-s
harry was turkeyslapped by his boyfriend last night
1. when the skin of an old man’s neck hits the face of a women during s-x in missionary position.
2. going out with a much older man.
1. tom turkey slapped me last night. it was so awkward.
2. i was turkey slapped by your dad.
3. i’m going out with a turkey slap!
4. your boyfriend is a turkey slap.
to slap one’s female partner with an erect, uncirc-msized p-n-s. the equivalent of a mushroom slap.
my girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.
to slap a girl in the face with ones p-n-s, whilst she is sucking your b-lls
kaiser: hey westy, yesterday, meg was sucking my b-lls and as she was doing so, i gave her a wild turkey slap
westy: ahhhh nooooo kaiser, thats gross
smashing sum b-tch in the face with ur p-n-s for her pleasure. a favourite pasttime of jero and his girlfriends.
girl: hey jero, can u please turkey slap me…it makes me soooooo h-rny.
jero: yeah ill do that sh-t b-tch, but u gotta promise me you won’t cry cause i do have a watermelon c-ck.
girl: oh i want that sh-t bad, give me that asian love
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