turkey surprise


whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound
last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise
to collect feces and urine in a backed up pipe to make sludge and putting it in a pale to dump on someone.
when doug walked out of his house i hit him with a turkey surprise

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