turkey sweeper
when a woman is so extremely good looking, that you take her home for thanksgiving dinner. when you are sitting at the table with your entire family around,you can’t hold back the s-xual tension. you sweep the turkey from the table, in order to clear room on the dinning table. you then commence intercourse while your entire family, watches you commit the act.
jennifer aniston is a turkey sweeper.
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