Turkey Testicle Tickler
when you are banging a gutter sl-t and her giant dangling gobbler tickles your nut sack.
“dude, why do you keep scratching your b-lls?”
“man, i slipped it in that gutter sl-t, jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the turkey t-st-cl- tickler she gave me. you gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!”
to tickle or play with a turkeys t-st-cl-s, cl-ssed as animal rape or s-x.
or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its t-st-cl-s because of testickle diesese formally known as testicklitistaminaclesis or owch p-ss of h-m-!!
you sick b-st-rd
why the h-ll did you want to know the meaning of this??
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