twinking
mmorpg: the very common practice of giving a lower level character items he could not have obtained on his own. most mmorpgs have level requirements on items to reduce the effectiveness of twinking.
i twinked out my level one sorceress with tarnhelm, the eye of etlich, and two sojs.
when you place a twinkie on somebody’s porch, ring their doorbell, and hide to see their reaction.
“dude i heard you went twinking last night, how was it?”
“you should have been there. he picked it up and looked around for like five minutes before going back inside. priceless!”
as to sticking a twinkie up someones (or you own) -n-s…
steve likes to go twinking on sundays
the act of matching, like twinkies match.
“kate, you and me are twinking today!”
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