turkey tits

huge sloppy b–bs that r to large to handle
ya moms got turkey t-ts
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a derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.
“hey turkey t-ts! put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!”

“well, good luck to that guy if he’s trying to get married. he’s got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey t-ts i’ve seen in a long while.”
large, plump br–sts. (usually on a female)
whoa momma…i wanna stuff those turkey t-ts.
female br–sts that are so large, their shape resembles those of turkeys found in supermarkets.
“i just wanna play with your turkey t-ts, baby!”
the phenomenon of br–sts growing during “turkey-eating” holidays, due to excessive consumption of turkey and other holiday dishes. also occurs in the hind-region and is known as “turkey tush”. this usually wears off a few weeks after the holiday.
person a : d-mn, her rack is amazing. what happened?
person b : severe case of turkey t-ts. i wouldn’t get used to it, they’ll go away in a bit.
turkey t-ts originated when the pilgrims first settled in america. they were crazy h-rny after the long ship ride and decided to engage in s-xual activities with the women.

because their primary duties were childbirth, their br–sts became saggy and red from the excessive sucking upon their ample br–sts.

basically turkey t-ts is the name for saggy and red nipples which resemble a turkey’s wattle.
“man, did you see that b-tch’s turkey t-ts??”
“yeah breh, talk about a turn off!”
a chicks t-ts that hang to her belly b-tton and resemble the beard of a turkey. usually your neighbor who tries to wear a tube top with no bra.
“dude did you see the turkey t-ts on that toothless trailer park prom queen?!”
see nubcake
john: meet me at the back of the gym, i have your parents ground up into chili in my backpack
peter: shut up you turkey t-t