Turkey Titzlers
slang.
relating to the the dilapidated and over-processed appearance of a br–sts that have been damaged by excessive over-tanning often with further application of fake tan to deepen the colour. a trademark of an ageing tanorexic.
sad as it was jo had to admit her b–bs were rather deflated and damaged by her sun-worshiping, looking at them she realised they looked like a couple of turkey t-tzlers
jamie oliver knows his stuff mate, you wouldn’t want a 30 minute meal from jo unless you like turkey t-tzlers, if you know what i’m saying…
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