turkey turd
tur·key t-rd (tûrkee tûrd)
n. vulgar, yet humerous
1. the bowel movement that occurs the sat-rday after thanksgiving that is typically a minimum of twelve inches long, sometimes reaching lengths of over two feet. typical fecal contents include digested turkey, stuffing, corn (intact), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, beer, etc.
“this morning, i took a monster turkey t-rd…i feel like a million bucks right now!”
turkey t-rds are the m-ssive gravy p–p you take the day after thanksgiving once everything is digested. the remnants of turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, green beans, and beer. also will include full pieces of corn. usually consisting of 3 full waves over 15 minutes, the turkey t-rd can take an extreme toll on the body.
matt “dude where’d you go? you were gone for like 20 minutes”
sam “i just took a m-ssive turkey t-rd.”
it is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. they are called turkey t-rds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.
lets make some turkey t-rds for the barbeque tonight.
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