Turkey Week
n. the week after thanksgiving, going until all leftover turkey has been devoured. during turkey week turkey eaters dig into turkey sandwiches, wraps, c-sseroles, soups, and any other turkey related meals. turkey week is one of the best weeks of the year.
tom: i can’t wait to eat this turkey sandwich!
bob: yeah, ya’ gotta love turkey week.
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