turkey whacker


a turkey whacker is more expressive term of endearment for a dumb-ss or tool. please note, that a turkey whacker (though similar in name) is not the same as a turkey slap.
“andy, your suck a turkey whacker man.” yeah man your a complete dumb-ss.

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